I write, therefore I'm a writer.
(verse 1)
What is happening to you your eyes are turning gold
You look very young but yesterday you looked quite old
Hold on I’ll just close my eyes and open them again
No it’s not a dream have you had those green ears since when
Let me google it to see what’s going on with you
Maybe then I’ll be much wiser to know what to do
No there’s nothing on here about the symptoms that you
Have I am so sorry but I do not have a clue
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(verse 2)
Oh my goodness now you have antennae on your head
And instead of fingers you have tentacles instead
Your body has elongated into a cigar
From out of space it looks like you have come from afar
I am so sorry to say this but I really think
You have turned into an alien and now you’re pink
And green with purple spots and you have twenty four eyes
I cannot deny that this has come as a surprise
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(instrumental bridge)
(verse 3)
I don’t know how this has come to be but let me say
I do not care I do not want you to go away
I’ll be frank you do look scary but I still love you
And despite the way I look I hope you love me too
I don’t care that you have turned into an alien
I do not care you no longer look mammalian
If the people stare then frankly they can go to Hell
Go away you silly people to them I will tell
Nothing in the universe could end my love for you
And I really do hope you feel the same for me too
That’s good wrap your tentacles around me and kiss me
With you my beautiful alien I’m so happy
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(verse 1)
What is happening to you your eyes are turning gold
You look very young but yesterday you looked quite old
Hold on I’ll just close my eyes and open them again
No it’s not a dream have you had those green ears since when
Let me google it to see what’s going on with you
Maybe then I’ll be much wiser to know what to do
No there’s nothing on here about the symptoms that you
Have I am so sorry but I do not have a clue
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(verse 2)
Oh my goodness now you have antennae on your head
And instead of fingers you have tentacles instead
Your body has elongated into a cigar
From out of space it looks like you have come from afar
I am so sorry to say this but I really think
You have turned into an alien and now you’re pink
And green with purple spots and you have twenty four eyes
I cannot deny that this has come as a surprise
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(instrumental bridge)
(verse 3)
I don’t know how this has come to be but let me say
I do not care I do not want you to go away
I’ll be frank you do look scary but I still love you
And despite the way I look I hope you love me too
I don’t care that you have turned into an alien
I do not care you no longer look mammalian
If the people stare then frankly they can go to Hell
Go away you silly people to them I will tell
Nothing in the universe could end my love for you
And I really do hope you feel the same for me too
That’s good wrap your tentacles around me and kiss me
With you my beautiful alien I’m so happy
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(verse 1)
Mountains misty mountains in them have you ever fallen
Asleep it’s beautiful and you wake up in the morning
Feeling refreshed ready for the new day to begin
As you come out of your tent with mist on naked skin
(chorus)
Everything around you it is like halfway between
Reality and slumber land dreams
A more gorgeous and scenic sight there has never been
Crispy air and misty mountain streams
(verse 2)
Mountains misty mountains under canvas with your tent flap
Open wide it is lovely and peaceful and you are happ
-y to be camping in misty mountains as you look out
Of your tent and the view it’s wonderful without a doubt
(chorus)
Everything around you it is like halfway between
Reality and slumber land dreams
A more gorgeous and scenic sight there has never been
Crispy air and misty mountain streams
(bridge)
And the only sounds you can hear are the sounds of gentle whispers
As the wind blows between the rocks distant cries of mountain creatures
Echoes in the air it’s all so mellow and serene
In the misty mountains everything is like a dream
(verse 3)
Mountains misty mountains it is like being wrapped up in
A big soft blanket of silk and you feel so warm within
All around you is grey and white and the air is cool
Not to sleep in misty mountains you would be a fool
(chorus)
Everything around you it is like halfway between
Reality and slumber land dreams
A more gorgeous and scenic sight there has never been
Crispy air and misty mountain streams
(verse 1)
I like walking in the middle of the night when there’s no-one around
Of the nocturnal insects and animals in fields I love the sound
I don’t like the daytime for I don’t mix with the people in my town
People unlike the insects and animals in the fields bring me down
(chorus)
My skin is white and pale and I’ve never had a tan
For me daylight hours are no fun
I sleep in the day and go out when the sun goes down
The moon is my friend and not the sun
(verse 2)
I like to watch the clouds roll by the full moon in the October sky
And with the bats up to the full moon I imagine that I can fly
And when I reach the moon I will stay on it and I’ll not come back down
For I will be so happy on the moon and so far away from town
(chorus)
My skin is white and pale and I’ve never had a tan
For me daylight hours are no fun
I sleep in the day and go out when the sun goes down
The moon is my friend and not the sun
(instrumental bridge)
(verse 3)
I can walk for miles and miles after midnight and I’ll not see no-one
I enjoy being outside all alone when the people have all gone
I love tranquility in the middle of the night without the sun
And at three in the morning alone outside with nature I’m at one
(chorus)
My skin is white and pale and I’ve never had a tan
For me daylight hours are no fun
I sleep in the day and go out when the sun goes down
The moon is my friend and not the sun
(verse 1)
God is a divine presence He walks alongside us
To make sure that we are not alone
All you people gather round and say your prayers because
God will turn war into a peace zone
(chorus)
Unconditional love and security
In these horrible times of uncertainty
In these horrible times of uncertainty
Unconditional love and security
(verse 2)
There is no need to be lonely when God is there for
You providing confidence and strength
With God in your heart and soul there never will be war
God is infinite in breadth and length
(chorus)
Unconditional love and security
In these horrible times of uncertainty
In these horrible times of uncertainty
Unconditional love and security
(instrumental bridge)
(verse 3)
When life feels overwhelming God will be there for you
Providing a future and a hope
If you’re feeling sad and lonely you know what to do
Pray to God and He’ll help you to cope
(chorus)
Unconditional love and security
In these horrible times of uncertainty
In these horrible times of uncertainty
Unconditional love and security
(verse 1)
What is happening to you your eyes are turning gold
You look very young but yesterday you looked quite old
Hold on I’ll just close my eyes and open them again
No it’s not a dream have you had those green ears since when
Let me google it to see what’s going on with you
Maybe then I’ll be much wiser to know what to do
No there’s nothing on here about the symptoms that you
Have I am so sorry but I do not have a clue
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(verse 2)
Oh my goodness now you have antennae on your head
And instead of fingers you have tentacles instead
Your body has elongated into a cigar
From out of space it looks like you have come from afar
I am so sorry to say this but I really think
You have turned into an alien and now you’re pink
And green with purple spots and you have twenty four eyes
I cannot deny that this has come as a surprise
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(instrumental bridge)
(verse 3)
I don’t know how this has come to be but let me say
I do not care I do not want you to go away
I’ll be frank you do look scary but I still love you
And despite the way I look I hope you love me too
I don’t care that you have turned into an alien
I do not care you no longer look mammalian
If the people stare then frankly they can go to Hell
Go away you silly people to them I will tell
Nothing in the universe could end my love for you
And I really do hope you feel the same for me too
That’s good wrap your tentacles around me and kiss me
With you my beautiful alien I’m so happy
(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
(verse 1)
Mountains misty mountains in them have you ever fallen
Asleep it’s beautiful and you wake up in the morning
Feeling refreshed ready for the new day to begin
As you come out of your tent with mist on naked skin
(chorus)
Everything around you it is like halfway between
Reality and slumber land dreams
A more gorgeous and scenic sight there has never been
Crispy air and misty mountain streams
(verse 2)
Mountains misty mountains under canvas with your tent flap
Open wide it is lovely and peaceful and you are happ
-y to be camping in misty mountains as you look out
Of your tent and the view it’s wonderful without a doubt
(chorus)
Everything around you it is like halfway between
Reality and slumber land dreams
A more gorgeous and scenic sight there has never been
Crispy air and misty mountain streams
(bridge)
And the only sounds you can hear are the sounds of gentle whispers
As the wind blows between the rocks distant cries of mountain creatures
Echoes in the air it’s all so mellow and serene
In the misty mountains everything is like a dream
(verse 3)
Mountains misty mountains it is like being wrapped up in
A big soft blanket of silk and you feel so warm within
All around you is grey and white and the air is cool
Not to sleep in misty mountains you would be a fool
(chorus)
Everything around you it is like halfway between
Reality and slumber land dreams
A more gorgeous and scenic sight there has never been
Crispy air and misty mountain streams
(verse 1)
I like walking in the middle of the night when there’s no-one around
Of the nocturnal insects and animals in fields I love the sound
I don’t like the daytime for I don’t mix with the people in my town
People unlike the insects and animals in the fields bring me down
(chorus)
My skin is white and pale and I’ve never had a tan
For me daylight hours are no fun
I sleep in the day and go out when the sun goes down
The moon is my friend and not the sun
(verse 2)
I like to watch the clouds roll by the full moon in the October sky
And with the bats up to the full moon I imagine that I can fly
And when I reach the moon I will stay on it and I’ll not come back down
For I will be so happy on the moon and so far away from town
(chorus)
My skin is white and pale and I’ve never had a tan
For me daylight hours are no fun
I sleep in the day and go out when the sun goes down
The moon is my friend and not the sun
(instrumental bridge)
(verse 3)
I can walk for miles and miles after midnight and I’ll not see no-one
I enjoy being outside all alone when the people have all gone
I love tranquility in the middle of the night without the sun
And at three in the morning alone outside with nature I’m at one
(chorus)
My skin is white and pale and I’ve never had a tan
For me daylight hours are no fun
I sleep in the day and go out when the sun goes down
The moon is my friend and not the sun
I write, therefore I'm a writer.
My comic strip characters have appeared in a number of publications in the UK and I have written for stand up comedians and greeting card companies. My spoof horoscopes have appeared in tabloid newspapers and on independent radio stations. I am currently self publishing pop music quiz books. I love all genres of music and have been writing lyrics since 2021. I write about whatever comes into my head. My favourite artistes are Morrissey and The Smiths, Bob Dylan, ELO and David Bowie.
To live without my Music would be impossible to do...The Beatles, The Kinks, The Jam, Roy Wood, Tom Jones, Pulp, James, Keane, Human League, Led Zeppelin, Bee Gees, Sex Pistols, Kate Bush, Gilbert O'Sullivan, Queen, Suede, The Cranberries, OMD, Ren, Simon & Garfunkel, ABBA, The Police, Nirvana, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, Eminem, Elton John, Madness, Leonard Cohen, Radiohead, Soft Cell...
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