LYRIC FOR SALE

By Bernard Morris

(verse 1)
What is happening to you your eyes are turning gold
You look very young but yesterday you looked quite old
Hold on I’ll just close my eyes and open them again
No it’s not a dream have you had those green ears since when
Let me google it to see what’s going on with you
Maybe then I’ll be much wiser to know what to do
No there’s nothing on here about the symptoms that you
Have I am so sorry but I do not have a clue

(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best

(verse 2)
Oh my goodness now you have antennae on your head
And instead of fingers you have tentacles instead
Your body has elongated into a cigar
From out of space it looks like you have come from afar
I am so sorry to say this but I really think
You have turned into an alien and now you’re pink
And green with purple spots and you have twenty four eyes
I cannot deny that this has come as a surprise

(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best

(instrumental bridge)

(verse 3)
I don’t know how this has come to be but let me say
I do not care I do not want you to go away
I’ll be frank you do look scary but I still love you
And despite the way I look I hope you love me too
I don’t care that you have turned into an alien
I do not care you no longer look mammalian
If the people stare then frankly they can go to Hell
Go away you silly people to them I will tell
Nothing in the universe could end my love for you
And I really do hope you feel the same for me too
That’s good wrap your tentacles around me and kiss me
With you my beautiful alien I’m so happy

(chorus)
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best
Most people on the planet Earth are boring to me
You of course are different from the rest
To me you are perfect in every possible way
You to me my love you are the best