LYRIC FOR SALE

By Two Kats

I was on a date one night
She’d been on my mind all day
She asked, “Whatchya thinkin’, hon?”
I was thinkin’ what to say
I thought I said something nice
‘Bout her blouse so bright and red
Later on I found on that
This is what she said I said

You pretend that you’re a dog
I’ll come at you from the South
And we’ll kick it ‘till the flames of hell come shooting out your mouth

Chorus
Try to ignore what you
Think you thought I said, it wasn’t me it was just the
Voice inside my head
No, there really ain’t no
Need for you to fear it
It says some crazy things, but only I’m supposed to hear it




I was working late one night
Boss been on my case all day
He said, “Something just came up
Do you think that you could stay?”
I thought I said something nice
Maybe even told a joke
Later on I found out that
This is what he said I spoke

I have me a better plan
One that isn’t quite as dull
I stab you ten thousand times, then drink the blood out of your skull (chorus)

I was at a wedding when
Priest said, “Anyone object
To these folks here being wed?”
Okay, what did he expect?
Well, I didn’t know I spoke
Boy, did my poor face turn red
When I later found out that
This is what they said I said

“Yes, I’d like to add one thing
Hope it doesn’t cause a fight
Just don’t give him the same disease that I gave to you last night.”