MUSIC FOR SALE

Lyrics by:
Charlene Rizzico
03/04/2026

[VERSE 1]
Woke up with the sunrise,
Coffee on the campfire,
Stepped out of my cabin,
Then squish went my morning,
right into a cowpie.

[Verse 2]
I tried to look rugged,
I tried to look sly,
I tried to look like a real tough guy.
But swagger don’t matter,
No matter how you try,
When you slide like a fool
On a fresh cowpie.

[Chorus]
Now the cows are all starin’,
The chickens look shocked,
My boots lost their dignity,
My hat’s half‑knocked.
If fame ever finds me,
I know the headline—
“Local man defeated
by one small cowpie.”

[VERSE 3]
But hey, that’s life on the range,
A little messy, a little strange.
You take the good with the stink,
And you don’t ask why.

[Verse 4]
Now I’m the legend of the barnyard,
The cowpie cowboy you can’t ignore.
Got mud on my boots and pride on the line,
But I still tip my hat like everything’s fine.
If life’s a rodeo of slip and slide,
I guess I’m ridin’ high on the messy side.

[OUTTRO]
So I’ll tip my hat and call it a night,
Head back home in the soft moonlight.
If tomorrow I slip, I’ll still stand tall—
Cowpie cowboy, signin’ off, y’all.